I am reminded of the song Mean Mr.Mustard today, especially the end that goes Such a dirty old man.
The song and the day reminds me of The Ode to dirty old men by Crawson Croody.
The song and the day reminds me of The Ode to dirty old men by Crawson Croody.
You should know, if you don't
World's filled with many dirty old men
I met one, in a bar one day
Shouting across the counter
Words obscene enough to shrivel flowers
Many fainted on hearing him swear
He should be crowned a dirty old man
Did you hear the story
About Vinny from Kentucky
Took his friends for coffee
To a shop posher than the Ritz
He slunk into his plush seat
Sipping black coffee
In a manner very cocky
His speech smelt awfully
Too bad for the young ones
Their sensitive inside shriveling
On hearing his sly innuendos
More dirty than clean
They vowed to keep away
From such a dirty old man
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