Gin

The time has arrived to create some gin puns. Actually, I would have preferred to call them gin jokes, that way I could have typed it as jin gokes and then apologized for the mix up. It would have enabled me to write a bit on spoonerism. But I don't plan to write anything funny. I will quite pleasantly surprised if anyone find the below lines funny. Anyway, let us get on with the...

Gin Puns

1. The feminine form of gin is referred to as ging(h)er.
2. Drink gin and sing "jingle bells, jingle bells...".
3. How do refer to gin that has been on the shelf for a few years? Aging.
4. What do you call a flying gin? Pidgin.
5. A man in Brussels, drank a barrel of gin one night. Later, as he walked towards his home, he tripped and fell into a bottle. Now he is a jinn in the bottle.
6. Where do gin drinkers go to exercise? Ginasium.
7. From a gin to no gin.
8. What do you call a tall bottle of gin? Gigintic.
9. He was so drunk on gin that he walked into his house gingerly.
10. The process of photographing a gin is called imaging.
11. Rivers of gin flowed in his imagination.
12. When 'a' is added to gin the gin gains.
13. When two a's are added to gin - oops I am writing this again.
14. The problem with having a meeting in the pub is that no one knows the aginda of the meeting.
15. It is a sin to treat a gin drinker disparagingly.
16. Gin drinkers are serious people, they don't grin, they only gin.
17. Gin and sex don't go together. That's probably why gins announce their arrival by saying "V r gins".
18. Every gin is unique, they are very original.
19. Gin takes time to move around when it is not inside an engine.
20. The drunken man confessed "forgive me father for I have ginned".

My God! I can't gin no more!