Mustache

"I want a mustache"

"No one has a mustache. So you will look odd with it."

"No, I need it"

"Try to understand. We don't have the time for this."

"No, no, no. I need a mustache. I will not come out without it."

"Alright! Let me draw a mustache for you."

"I want a mustache like yours."

"This is not a mustache. This is just stubble."

"I want a mustache like yours that goes from here to there before joining here."

"That's a French beard. You cannot have it as it modern and does not fit the situation and times."

"Oh Ok! In that case, it should go from here to there and join there."

"Isn't that too much? Your entire face will be hidden in black."

"No, it will be nice."

"Let me draw you something proper."

"Here! This looks good."

"I want to see it. I need a mirror."

"There are no mirrors here."

"Hey, you look like a bandit with the mustache."

"More like a cartoon bandit. Ha ha ha."

"Oh no! What have you done?"

"Will you guys leave! It looks good and is not cartoon like. Those fellows are kidding."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Is it big?"

"Big enough."

"Ok, but I still want to see it."

"Oh no! Some of the black has spread to my lip. I have to apply lipstick."