I

The Vowel Series - 'I'

I look at the mirror

I see a beautiful I 

I love what I see 

I love me

I know I am better than the other I's

In the morning I look to the east and

I see the sun rise for me

I get tired by evening and

I see the sun set for me

I wish for utter darkness and

I find the moon hiding its face

I wish for light during some nights and

I find the moon acceding to my wish

I walk into a room filled with people and

I can feel everyone's eyes set on me

I understand their need to hear my view

I have a refined sense of understanding 

I am forced to be the light in their lives

I am important in everybody's lives

I understand the emptiness in their lives without me

I look into the mirror and

I say "mirror mirror on the wall

I know I am the best I of all

I see that you smile in agreement"

Now,

I will tell you something interesting

I am sure you have never heard this before

All numbers and all alphabets come from I

Not all, but all the good ones.

You don't agree, you have doubts?

Let me prove!

A is two I's butting their heads

B is a buxom I

C, what do see with? With two I's, of course

D is an I with a large paunch

E is a dancing I 

F is dancing with E

G is C with an I

H is a sleeping I

I am I

J is an I kicking a basin

K is an I practicing karate

L is a sitting I

M represents conjoined quadruplet I's

N, conjoined triplets

O is a loser, who cares about O

P is an I drinking water from a cup

Q is O's cousin, another loser

R is an I drinking water from a cup with one leg sticking out

S  is for Satan, I refuse to talk about evil here

T is a top heavy I, building strong but basement weak

U, two I's balancing at the ends of a vessel

V, conjoined twins

W, conjoined quadruplet I's standing on their heads

X represents two I's at a crossroad

Y is a mother I with her two baby I's

Z is two I's sleeping on a bunker bed

I am tired but for your sake

I continue

1 is the numerical equivalent of I

2 is a peeing I

3, is like S, one half of Satan's number

4 is a nationalist, I fluttering the national flag

5 is an I playing the ghatam

6, the sporty I is kicking a football 

7, an I dancing like MJ in smooth criminal

8, conjoined 3's, more evil than evil

9, another sporty I, heading a football

0 means nothing to I

Now you know

I am everywhere

I am omnIpresent

I know everything

I make your lives better

I am here to guide you

I am perfect

I can't say no more