Ba ba bacon

 "Get some bacon from the super market."
"Now?"
"Right now!"
"Are you sure supermarkets sell Kevin Bacon?"
"If I am a cannibal, you wouldn't be here to ask this question."
"Ha! I like your thought."
"If you continue like this, this liking shall pass too.
 Go now and get the bacon. I feel the need to fork in some pork."
"Pork - fork. Neat rhyme crime my dear."
"Go on! Go away and get back soon."
"... so that you can work with a fork on the pork."
"Stop being a pig. Don't tempt me to bacon you. Go now."
"Oh no! Your desire for bacon has woken up the pagan in you. I am leaving."
"While you are there get some Salami too."
"Salami! Tell me that you love me if you want some salami."
"I will not trivialize my love for the sake of a few slices of salami."
"You find mixing love with salami alarming."
"I mix love in everything I make but I will not bargain love for salami."
"I give a salaam to you for your thought. 
  I will give you salami and bacon soon."