Wifey stuff

I was shocked to see a post from an aunt in the Facebook. It was a saying on a t-shirt, which read "Call me old fashioned but I learned to "take care" of my man, cook for him, clean the house, wear gloves, hide the body and act sad at the funeral. You know wifey stuff". I was shocked and I exclaimed, aloud I think "Oh my god! How could she?" (NOTE: I am old and old fashioned and hence am unable to say OMG instead of Oh my god.) I opened my contacts to call my parents. At that moment I remembered. My uncle (her husband) is alive and I had no reason to exclaim as I had done earlier. It was only an arbitrary Facebook share.