Excuses and reasons

"Tell me a joke."

"You are an intelligent person. Is that a joke?"

"No, that is a statement and a fact."

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"We had completed our work on that piece of art when she came and said it was incomplete. She painted some more and spoiled it. We had to redo it. When we asked her why she did it, she got angry and poured paint on us. That messed up one of our watches"

"Yes, I saw that too."

"You! But you are not supposed to be here at all"

"Hee hee hee"

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"How did the practice go?"

" Oh! It went well. Anyway, there's no way we can do better than this."

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"Ahhhh! My leg pains."

"What happened?"

"I don't know. My leg pains and I am unable to eat lunch."

"What is the relation between your pain and eating?"

"I am unable to sit and eat. I have had enough."

"Oh! So that is the reason. Eat eat eat."

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"All of you, sit on the floor."

"I will not. I am injured"

"SIT ON THE FLOOR."

"NO, I AM INJURED."

"Where?"

"On my hip."

"Okay."

"Isn't it time for games?"

"Games? But aren't you injured?"

"Oh! That I can manage."